Re: NS Fight Club !!!

[Gengibre]

Ends Don Ramon´s date with his new girlfriend covering his eyes with the negligee, then runs to the basement, grabs an arm of the destroyed fembot and hits Don Ramon´s head with it, until he bleeds

[MesoZombie]

glad that fem bot was in the isolation room...saved most of my lab from destruction *shakes fist at the dude*

[El Duderino]

*twirls long mustache while wearing top had and cape flying away in Zeppelin, laughing demonically*

[MesoZombie]

climbs out of half ruined lab and sees what loks like the dude in 1910 villain costume....pulls out RPG with zeppelin seeking tip and fires it right at the dude and laughs as it ignights the top half of his getaway vehicle.....

then looks around the cage and see no holes save the one i just made wondering how the dude got out

then take teh now empty RPG launcher and shoves it down teh dons throat.....surprising he does not gag

[B4L]

dazed confused looks around everything half destroyed , runs over knees meso in the back of the head while he shoving rpg down don throat ....now both of them gagging on the rpg diff ends. Laughs like a maniac ...sees dude parachuting down pulls out a bow starts shooting holes in the chute watches dude plunge to his death splat !

[MesoZombie]

spits out my end and take ramon covered rpg case and beat the cap in the kidney and then back on neck making him pee blodd then breakin ghis neck leaving him dead

then throws Ramon into corner and kick the rpg so it shoots out teh back of his head---i win

pulls out reset button from behind back and presses it

[Don Ramón]

I surprise Him... he was attacking an hologram...

Then I do the NInja attack.. 1000 years of pain on Teto!!

[MesoZombie]

limps ninja style back around don while he is laughing and kick s him squarly b/t the legs .....you will be singing falsetto for a while bud!

[El Duderino]

comes falling from the sky using the palm of the Buddha on both of them

[MesoZombie]

Rolls out of the way at the last minute and come s to a stop right in front of the dude wire fighting team…pulls out a fat stack of cash and pays them off to stop providing counter weight…..dude plummets the rest of the 400 feet and breaks both legs…..hhahahaahahha……*goes off to get special pillow for me bum*

[El Duderino]

anticipated just this (meso is so predictable) so was wearing fake legs with fake blood... as meso goes to get pillow he is surprised by a bullet from dudes magnum that splatters mesos brain to thousands of pieces... dude then checks if it was a doppelganger or illusion or a robot but a full genetic body analysis reveals that meso if finally and irreversibly dead, the dude does the secret universal mind trick sending him to a secret parallel universe filled with nothing but beer, videogames, fast food, bitches and weed...

[pichu]

I win.

[MesoZombie]

*nice*

uses necromancy powers to summon the dudes soul and implant into a flesh golem---hey i dont want to party alone

[El Duderino]

meso forgot necromancy does not work interdimensionally so instead of the dude he implanted one of the rape monkeys into his very big and very fleshy golem... who starts raping meso so violently that after a few minutes of pure horror meso is ripped into two pieces...

[Gengibre]

Finds the burned body of pichu/emochu (He likes to hurt himself with thunders, just look at SSBM) and throws it to the dude's mouth, now the dude is chocking with a burned emo mouse in his mouth...

[El Duderino]

^^ forgot the dude was in the bitches and weed dimension only he has access to...

[MesoZombie]

^^you forgot something dude my power is infinate so there is never a point where i reachs zero...i just got tired of teh bitchs and wanted something new *sticks himself backtogther with red rope licorice for kicks8 then sends a bolt of dedite energy to vaporize the monkey...now were is teh weed and funonions

[amp316]

While you guys are fighting, I'll be having sex with all of your women.

[MesoZombie]

thats okay i gave mine super death aids eater...its a type of aids that eats flesh and tunrs you into a zombie minion...but i do have to applaud not everyone can have sex with a zombie woman and come out with their brains stil in teh skull *slow clap*

[Unsight]

While you guys are fighting, I'll be having sex with all of your women.

Playing by yourself doesn't sound very fun.

[amp316]

Myself? I thought i was clear that... Oh well.

[Luinil]

*Comes in. Looks at the carnage. Sets everyone on fire. Leaves grinning.*

[Don Ramón]

*eats everybody corpses*

[El Duderino]

grabs lui while in flames... opens space warp... throws lui into gay porn dimension... sees meso in there trough the warp hole... wonders what the hell he is doing there and why he is wearing a crown... closes space warp... then makes for yet another Zeppelin escape...

[Luinil]

*Falls through that worm hole while opening one of her own. A worm hole to a room filled with things Luin loves! Lots and Lots of Video games and anime and cuddly animals like teh kittehs! Luin happily decides to stay put and forget about the fight club... dumb idea anyway...*

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