NS Fight Club !!!

[El Duderino]

ROUND ONE...
FIGHT !!!

*Hides behind topic entrance with a sledgehammer... if you read this and there are no other posts... I just bashed you head in...*

[B4L]

lol I like it ...

*Runs in Dude swings sledgehammer dodges, drop kick dude ! kick him in the face stomps his head in * Steals his wallet runs away .

[MesoZombie]

drops down a szip line and blackjacks cap in the head, throws smoke bomb and leaves dude wallet in his lap (minus his money)

[El Duderino]

shoots mesos feet with nail gun pinning him to the ground, takes money and wallet back... then stuffs the front part of mesos pants with some cats, then throws some firecrackers into the pants and runs...

[MesoZombie]

dude forgot about my supernatural control over cats, calmly opens pants pull out cats (that are now burned and covered with piss*the nail tickled my brain a little and i lost bladder control*) then tells them to attack the dude and eat his eyeball....they pulls the nail from brain and and places it in cap ear....applies deft kick and drives nail into his brain while cats maul dude

[El Duderino]

*eats cats, grabs meso and throws him into a deep pit where he is raped by a thousand monkeys*

[MesoZombie]

Dude missed his throw and actually threw me into a pit of radioactive raping monkeys *NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!*

After a few minutes I limp out as the radioactive monkey love juice starts to transform me into ……..

APE MAN--- Half man, half gorilla, half serial duderino rapist


And I pounce on dude and proceed to instruct him on the real meaning of jungle fever…..or at least until the radiation wears off and I can revert back to my normal half man half duderino rapist

[El Duderino]

*As mutant meso rapes capos body cleverly disguised as duderino, the dude drinks a white russian and tokes a joint giving him godlike powers, then proceeds into his giant golden duderino battle mech... flies into orbit and nukes both mutant meso and capo*

[MesoZombie]

*wakes up and shakes head wondering why I feel like a raging gorilla is dormant in my chest (also really confused as to why the dude is suddenly so attractive)*

Oddly the face of supermans fathers floats into view

*mesoteto, Clatos, superman fathers twice removed second cosins former college roommate…while that makes us nothing I needs a job as a giant floating head of knowledge, but I degress….anyways you have been given a great power that is so great it cant be controlled, when you get stressed you will become a 1000 pound beast of pure horny drive, well horny only for the dude and anything that might klook, smell or act like him….yeah its kinda odd I know, due to the second blast of radiation you cant control your self , similar to the hulk only you want to hump everything and have like 50 plus times his strength…so no gentle love for you guy…but anyways I was walking in the store yesterday and I saw this great….sorry got off track… so were was i…ya know what let me start over I am the the second….8

At this point meso turns and starts to walk away wondering why cap is dressed like the dude and starting to mutate into a giant bowling ball monster and is proceeding to rip a giant mech zoid t o pieces all the while the dude is dancing and tripping out on what looks like a super weed induced dream sequence….


Also why do I have monkey sperm on my shirt?

[Don Ramón]

Taped the whole scene and is going to post it in Youtube!!

[B4L]

Wow I'm so lost and confused ....but u all fail the first rule of NS fight club is do not talk about fight club!!!!

[MesoZombie]

OMG the giant bowling ball monster can talk and is chastising the mech zoid......good i am so pissed i have this stuff On my shirt its never going to come out………rage taking over massive amount of dude love building…………..



*AHAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH****ROAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

At this point mesoteto transforms back in toe h giant half man half gorilla half super dude rapist and starts to charge towards the dude who is still tripping and seems to be having tea with the queen while talking about waxing his gouch…..

Cap the giant bowling ball monster is still ripping parts of the droid to smaller pieces and the giant floating head that is Clatos is still talking….yeah he is rambling on about an ingrown hair he had to have removed with superman’s laser vision

The don is looking thru his view finder and is not going to see the giant monkey pit he is slowly backing into as he tries to get the now transformed mesoteto into the shot….


The dude dream is about to become a nightmare of hot ape love…..or he might like it ya never know

[Don Ramón]

Is the dude Alive?
That smile on his face is creepy

[MesoZombie]

*still raging and lovin on teh dude.....but due to creepnis factor of smile starting to lose intrest*




ahhh man shakes head as transforms back in to man......what happened...

[B4L]

Nukes everything ...everything wiped out . Starts over 4 way match steel cage dude, don, me and the meso. Starts out by choking Ramon.

[Don Ramón]

Ramon kicks you on the nuts... and does an elbow drop on the Meso guy..

[El Duderino]

Dude calls his girl into the ring who shoots Don Meso and Capo in the head and then makes out with the Dude

[MesoZombie]

while the due is being distracted meso gets up and wonders why the girls is firing a giant dildo gun?

even stragner is why don fell on top of cap and looks like he is going into spasms


huh



anyways i reach behind my back and apply teh law of cartoons (where Anything an every thing can exist at once behind your back) and pull out a frying pan and sash dude in the back of the head with it

[B4L]

...throws ramon off me . luckly the bullet lodge itself in like 007 golden eye movie ,agent 006 . Now I feel no pain sees meso wack dude with frying fan quickly climbs the steel cage ...meso turns around see me gone looks up too late elbow drop to the head . goes over Donkey punches Dude's girl give her a spanking then kick dude in the balls just for laughs.

[Gengibre]

Falls from the ceiling and tries to strangulate caporeigime with a negligee made of pure silk...

[MesoZombie]

*lets lose a stream of expletives and i hold my now bloody nose*


see the cap getting chocked so i run over and start to break bot of his knee caps so he cant walk then grabs the dudes girl and runs to corner

again law of cartoon and pulls out a giant hole to my basment lab, taker down there making sure to close hole behind me

*MWWWHWHAHAAHAHAHAAH*

[Don Ramón]

Will evrybody Fight, Don Ramon is having a nice date with Dudes Assistant...

[MesoZombie]

^i already took her to my laboratory for bizarre experiments

[El Duderino]

^^ shes a exploding fembot... you are dead and your lab is toast...

[Don Ramón]

I just discover.. that she was really Capo Cross dressing... He like to be spanked

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