The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual

[dsister]

Haha, I just thought this was great and wanted to share =)

From hitting your friend in the face to throwing your Wii away with burnable trash, Nintendo Co., Ltd. has you covered. The Japanese safety manual is extensive to say the least. Sometimes are good to know (like the Sensor Bar doesn't like Christmas trees and the Wii-mote can interfere with pacemakers as previously posted), and other things seem out of left field. I mean, do people really need to be told not to pour orange soda on their Wii console?

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[source: Kotaku]

[Mako]

But...but what if the Wii gets thirsty or cold? Surely it needs a drink or a blanket sometimes. Some of the other stuff I have no idea.

[pichu]

If only we had this kind of manual, I am guilty for doing some of these...

[dsister]

If only we had this kind of manual, I am guilty for doing some of these...

Smoking isn't healthy for anything. You should get it on the gum...

[Mako]

If only we had this kind of manual, I am guilty for doing some of these...

Smoking isn't healthy for anything. You should get it on the gum...

I think he meant he hits people in the face as hard as he can with the wiimote and then chokes them with the nunchuck. After that he proceeds to eat the wire holder thingy.

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