For the lulz.
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For the lulz.
Baskin Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor
In Honor of the 44th President of the United States ,
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor,
"Barocky Road ...
"Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate,
and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The Cost is $100.00 per scoop..
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding
an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Are you feeling stimulated?
This was FW to my email. It isn't very clever but good for a giggle. NO ICE CREAM WAS HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS SATIRE SPOOF.
In Honor of the 44th President of the United States ,
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor,
"Barocky Road ...
"Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate,
and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The Cost is $100.00 per scoop..
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding
an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Are you feeling stimulated?
This was FW to my email. It isn't very clever but good for a giggle. NO ICE CREAM WAS HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS SATIRE SPOOF.
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lol .....at least it sounds and looks good like Obama promises
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Doesn't sound very good to me.
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Awesome!
I also saw and ad for this.
I also saw and ad for this.
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Is that a chia pet lulz, I want me some chocolate
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Chocolate? What? lol
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It means he likes the African ladies. The dark skinned queen. He needs his fix of chocolate. jk
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Luinil wrote:It means he likes the African ladies. The dark skinned queen. He needs his fix of chocolate. jk
I never knew that about Skeezer, lol.
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I prefer vanilla
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skeezer wrote:I prefer vanilla
But you said you want chocolate...
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New Element Discovered
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
May God help us survive this growing mass!
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
May God help us survive this growing mass!
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Lol alil bit too nerdy for my taste , but still pretty funny. Held together by force called "morons" nice....
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supermario128 wrote:skeezer wrote:I prefer vanilla
But you said you want chocolate...
Didn't you hear I'm a racist, by chocolate I meant REAL choco chocolate yummmm
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skeezer wrote:supermario128 wrote:skeezer wrote:I prefer vanilla
But you said you want chocolate...
Didn't you hear I'm a racist, by chocolate I meant REAL choco chocolate yummmm
LOL, me too! Chocolate ftw!
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You are racist too?!?!?! OMG.... get out now! But........ WHITE CHOCOLATE IS SUPERIOR TO MILK CHOCOLATE!!! (but I like dark chocolate too....)
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LOL
No, I meant I love chocolate!
And how can you like dark chocolate.... Sick!
No, I meant I love chocolate!
And how can you like dark chocolate.... Sick!
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I giggled a bit.
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I was reading a serious article, and I saw this quote. I had to stop and laugh at the stupidity of it.
“The farm states ... historically aren’t very good on environmental issues,” said Frank O’Donnell, executive director of the environmental group Clean Air Watch.
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Luinil wrote:I was reading a serious article, and I saw this quote. I had to stop and laugh at the stupidity of it.“The farm states ... historically aren’t very good on environmental issues,” said Frank O’Donnell, executive director of the environmental group Clean Air Watch.
I wonder why? Maybe all those cows. And its not like they can stop raising those cows, that's how they always have lived.
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